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Stumbling Through the Internet

Hi. I'm Rachel. I like a lot of things. None of them make sense.

licensetocannibalize:

"FOOD FIGHT", a young hannibal screams, as he hurls severed limbs at the rest of the children in the cafeteria.

(via errdaykaiday)

finals week

me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while
lodessa:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

One time the San Diego Wild Animal Park changed their trash bins, and the cheetahs freaked out and thought the new trash bins were scary cheetah eating predators and wouldn’t walk by them.
On the other hand, being liked by a cheetah can be dangerous because their tongues can lick flesh off the bone… so don’t let them lick the same spot repeatedly.

lodessa:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

One time the San Diego Wild Animal Park changed their trash bins, and the cheetahs freaked out and thought the new trash bins were scary cheetah eating predators and wouldn’t walk by them.

On the other hand, being liked by a cheetah can be dangerous because their tongues can lick flesh off the bone… so don’t let them lick the same spot repeatedly.

(via purgatorywings)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via pizza)

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

the-milk-eyed-mender:

why dont i own these

why dont i

why

(Source: travelingteaparty, via sugarplummilk)

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